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Right, settle down everyone.  No, Travis, for the umpteenth time, you can't go to the toilet again. Molly, now is not the time to check your mascara. Put the mirror away, thank you. So today we're going to learn about-- Put your hand down, Michael, there's nothing to ask a question about yet.  Yes, Alex, today is Monday. Yes, Alex, we all wish it was Friday. Especially me. So, as I said, today we're going to learn about-- Rachael, you've just had your break. Why do you feel now is the time to eat your crisps? I'm trying to teach here. Negative points for eating in class. No, Alfie, eating in class is not a suspension. That wasn't permission to get your KitKat out, Alfie. Alfie. Alfie? Alfie!  Repeated eating in class may cause a suspension. Three lots of negative points for you. What do you mean why? I've asked several times for you to stop. Yes, I'm aware I never said stop. I also never said, please eat. Well done, Sharon, nice to see somebody with ...